Celebrity Family History Show

HOT OFF THE PRESS!
This little sneak preview of a yet-to-be-announced celebrity reality show just came from a very solid inside source 15 minutes ago...

You've seen celebrities dance and you've seen celebrities cook. Now, see celebrities expose their... genealogy?!? Yes indeedy. Coming to a primetime slot near you, your favorite B-List celebs discover secrets from their deep, deep past and uncover a few surprises along the way.

I'm not brave enough to post the "channel" but I can tell you this seemingly boring concept actually sounds rather intriquing after further inspection. A semi-recognizable host is attached (he also created the show) and 37 wanna-be-featured celebs have signed on. I don't consider the topic of tracing one's ancestry to be of any interest at all, but I must say, (after getting a sneak peek at a demo reel) seeing whats behind these celebs is turning out to be quite juicey.

Speaking of juicey, something is coming down the pike for the Maury Show which the cast/crew may or not be aware of just yet. It aint pretty but it shouldn't come as a surprise. I think top staffers already know and the rest will either be told very soon or they will read about it.
May I be the very first person to code name the potential "situation" MauryGate! (Remember you read it here first!)

Tip Of Little Interest- This info was sent to me by an alleged staffer at NBC's The Today Show. It is not of any real interest, but since I have been skimpy on content today, I am tossing this in as a bonus piece. (Send in better tips you insiders out there!)

Al Roker is getting fat again. Thats not really news since it is evident when watching him on camera that he is a long ways passed his once trimmer figure of a year or two ago. He has pudged up slowly but steadily. Insiders say he doesn't say much about it (other than the occasional joke or two) but peeps very close to Al say he is really bothered by it, doesn't understand how its happening and can't stop it.

Dear Al, here is the scoop- there is one and only one way to regain your weight after weight loss surgery like yours- it is called GRAZING. The constant eating and snacking all day, of high carb foods and sugars. No, your tummy didn't stretch, thats a myth. You need to stop snacking so much and when you do it needs to be none of that crap that staffers see you popping into your blow hole all day long.

Oh yes and one more thing- f!$%&# exercise! No, you don't, hardly ever. Your wife has tried to subtly remind you, you laugh it off but you are NOT moving the way you are supposed to. Change now or be "Fat Al' again!! (See also, Carnie Wilson!)

Right now, Al is reading this and saying to himself, "Holy sh!%, this girl really DOES have a source in NBC!

(DUH!)